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Post by Siana Blackwood on Mar 3, 2014 23:40:58 GMT -5
Don't panic or tell me to stop snacking on sweet things while I write - it's just a game. I found this comic on xkcd and decided to challenge everyone to answer these stupid questions with insane answers  .  So, pick a question. Come up with the most insane answer you can. --- Q: Why are there ants in my laptop? A: Those aren't ants. If you look really, really closely (probably with a magnifying glass) you'll see that they're actually tiny people. DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS!!! Government agencies all over the world have been searching for these tiny people for decades. My advice is to quietly befriend the tiny people. They won't hurt anything. |
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Post by Agent Double Oh Zero on Mar 4, 2014 1:09:24 GMT -5
Q: Why are there obelisks? A: I was Roman around the internet, and it just Gauls me, because these are vitalstatistix - do any menhir contest that? Why are there obelisks? Because they are invaluable to asterisks, of course!  (Click pic for reference.) |
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Post by butterflywings on Mar 5, 2014 3:41:24 GMT -5
Why is there always a Java update?
Mostly because you are stupid and forgot to complete the process by clicking "finish." That was about six updates ago. Get a clue!
No- Really it's because the coffee pot is constantly trying to tell you the java is ready to order. It's tired of the same old crap you usually drink and wants to brew you some hot fresh java. Update your coffee drinking habits today at javaupdate.com!
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Post by Agent Double Oh Zero on Mar 7, 2014 1:07:52 GMT -5
Q: Why are there mirrors above beds?
A: So you can watch yourself dream. Also serves the dual purpose of scaring away the monster under your bed, because they are afraid when they see themselves.
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Post by Siana Blackwood on Mar 7, 2014 1:23:08 GMT -5
Q: Why aren't my arms growing?
A: Your soil is nutrient-poor. Try spraying the arms with fish emulsion or liquid seaweed, or spread a layer of compost over the soil. Make sure no compost is touching the stems or your arms may be burned.
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Post by Agent Double Oh Zero on Mar 8, 2014 1:11:11 GMT -5
Q: Why aren't my arms growing? A: Your soil is nutrient-poor. Try spraying the arms with fish emulsion or liquid seaweed, or spread a layer of compost over the soil. Make sure no compost is touching the stems or your arms may be burned. Q: Why are there mustaches on cars? A: To go with the antlers and red nose. |
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Post by butterflywings on Mar 12, 2014 12:27:04 GMT -5
I'm dying at this sequence of questions...
Why are there tiny spiders in my house?
Why do spiders come inside?
Why are there huge spiders in my house?
Why are tehre lots of spiders in my house?
Why are there spiders in my room?
Why are there so many spiders in my room?
Why do spider bites itch?
Why is dying so scary?
Attack of the constantly growing, reproducing like bunnies, killer spiders! Specially engineered for silent assassination jobs.
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